New sport!

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Discussion with secretarial staff who needled me about my lack of integration and knowledge of US holidays went to the predictable, "So why do you call it football when you carry a thing that isn't a ball?" Marilyn's answer, "handball just doesn't sound manly enough," led to the natural coinage of the women's version of the sport, "handbag." I'd like to think of it as practical rehearsal for a JC Penney's sale.